23 August 2008

My Vocabulary

Here's a dictionary to help ya'll with my unique vocabulary. Some of these you might have seen before, others will be totally new to you. This will be regularly updated as new vocab is created and added.


Damsel-in-distress - When I use this, please hear, "Worthless, fearful, insecure, weak, doormat, unhealthy self-esteem, no confidence, I'm sure you get the picture.

Feminazi - boorish, nasty, negative, severely anti-anything-with-the-XY-chromosome, proChoice BUT ONLY their choice (no other options allowed), anti-family values, I'm sure you get it by now.

Gentleman - When I use this word, this is what I'm saying, "Respectful, selfless, gentle with women, gentlemanly, kind, caring, strong, confident, motivated, mature, responsible, caring, healthy self-esteem, and so on.

Lady - charming, kind, compassionate, modest, witty, sensible, intelligent, subtle, confident, has a backbone, respectful, selfless, mature, responsible, and so on.

Male - When I use this word to describe a human fellow, this is what I'm saying, "Little boy playing dress up, hyper-sexualized, gross, crass, rude, obnoxious, selfish, jerk, idiot, moron, abusive, aggressive, insensitive, self-centered, immature, irresponsible, cold, mean, sperm-donor, weak, insecure, feminized, I think you get the idea.

Man - interchangeable with "gentleman."

Woman - interchangeable with "lady."